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10 years 7 months ago - 10 years 7 months ago #1040 by SubsidingInsanity
Know a good joke that's Spiritually related? Do tell! I'll kick things off.

Three Nuns are killed in a car accident and have arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven. St Peter says to them "Greetings, before you can enter Heaven you must all answer one question."

He turns to the first nun and asks "How many commandments are there?" The nun answers "10" and with that she passes into Heaven.

Next St Peter asks the second nun "Who were Jesus' parents?" The nun answers "Mary and Joseph" and is allowed into Heaven.

Finally, St Peter turns to the last nun and asks "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam in the Garden of Eden?" The nun becomes a little flustered and says "Boy, that's a hard one!" St Peter then says "Yes, that is correct! You may now enter Heaven." LOL!
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10 years 5 months ago #1397 by jonathan
Replied by jonathan on topic Re: Spiritual Jokes

The Yogi walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor and said: “Make me one with everything.” When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said “Don’t I get any change?” The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”
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10 years 5 months ago #1399 by SubsidingInsanity
Colonel Sanders walks into the Catholic church and visits the pope. After making some small talk Colonel Sanders says "I'm going to donate 1 billion dollars to the church."

The pope is a bit taken back and says "My goodness you must be very successful." The Colonel says "Yes I am. There's just one thing though. About the Lord's Prayer. You've got to change it."

The pope says "Change it? Change it how?" The Colonel says "You know the part where it says 'Give us this day our daily bread?' Well, you have to change it to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

The pope says "Boy, I don't know. That's a big decision. I'll have to make a conference call with the cardinals. I tell you what. Come back tomorrow and I'll give you an answer." So Colonel Sanders leaves, and the pope calls all the cardinals and gets the conference call going.

The pope says "Okay guys, I've got some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" One of the cardinals says "Lets hear the good news first." The pope says "Okay, here it is. We are about to receive a donation of 1 billion dollars."

The cardinals all get excited and finally one of them asks "Well, what's the bad news?" The pope says "The bad news is that it looks like we are going to loose the Wonder Bread account." LOL!

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